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A cat named Jane.
In 1492, Patrick McPatrick was sitting on his porch eating a potato. A young boy came running towards him. He was screaming, “Snakes! Snakes!” He reached Patrick’s porch completely out of breath.
“Mister, an evil snake bit me on the leg. I’m dying. I’ll need you to suck the poison out.”
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